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A Letter from Moctezuma Johnson

Beloved Viewers:

Ok, first my name: Moctezuma. Why LXIX? Well, the "popular" Moctezuma is in fact Moctezuma II. He's the one that allowed Hernan Cortez right into the Nahuatl city of Tenochtitlan and unintentionally triggered the loss of the Aztec Realm. I come way later on and also with erotic smutpunk in my splattering cum and blood. So I am installment number 69. I compose erotica yet not just erotica. If you desire the dime store brand of Erotic Science Fiction with poor comma use, name brand names as well as billionaires went down like birdshit from pigeons, and also the usual pre-made cover art then I'm not your male. My erotica comes laced with hallucinogens, truth, Cthulhu, shade, and sci-fi. It's smut with smarts. If you have a reduced INTELLIGENCE save on your own the trouble and also don't even trouble trying to read me. Currently, those of you still with me are <em>my major bad-ass motherfuckers</em>. And I'm all yours. I'm loyal to a mistake (delay up until you listen to a few of the mistakes I've made thanks to that!) and I'm used to being outside looking in. I'm weird and clever and bring in all type of individuals from any background as long as you fit one need: be your weird butt self. As soon as you have actually obtained that box ticked off I'll bet you enjoy my job and also I will certainly like you as a reader as well as we will certainly both wonder why the fuck you we had not found each other before.

Currently, let me tell you, composing isn't really very easy. It's difficult to locate the time with a household, a profitable task that takes me around the world, and a penchant for obtaining distracted by almost any--. What was I saying? I enjoy learning through viewers, so please drop me a line and also say hi. I would like to know what else your reading and also what's your most preferred book of all time. Mine is If On a Wintertime Evening a Vacationer by Italo Calvino. Ask me tomorrow and also you'll probably obtain a various response, yet that publication will certainly always remain in my top three. It's tremendous.

The coolest minute of my writing life thus far has been either selling thirty-seven books in eventually (I have actually had 175 downloads in a day however that was on freebies to ensure that does not count) or being spoken with in Spanish by the currently defunct Cumshot Village (who then converted the interview back into English for their visitors). I need to get a connect to that up on my website.

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I have been assisted in the process by a number of authors and musicians, some of whom I won't call from factor to consider for their personal privacy, and also others that would more than happy to be named like Shelby Kent-Stewart, Christina Mandara, Brent Millis (aka Made in DNA), Zak Hardacre, Kat Crimson, Mystk Evening, Mz Patchouli, Reed James, Jacintha Topaz, Bernard Foong, as well as Callie Press. These are amazing writers each is his/her very own right. Also, each one of them recognizes means extra regarding being a writer than I do, however I'm coming along-- okay at all for a Mexican-American who functions 13-15 hours a week in a rather high-octane day job while raising a kid. Sleep? Nah, rest is for other people. Individuals who don't have stories to inform to clever individuals who like cursing and also hearing it right, as well as gay, yet never ever fibbed. Also my fiction is honest. In fact, I thought about releasing The Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Collection as a narrative considering that practically everything in it has actually taken place to me, but I wanted to protect some of the people entailed, namely my partner who stabbed me, so I decided to call it fiction but it hardly is. I joke that realism has no area in erotica due to the fact that all the tales would be individuals alone with their toys pleasuring themselves, yet that isn't really real. A lot of us have dynamic sex lives and that simply fuels us to desire extra.