AK2012

AK2012: "It would seem like half of these 'mistakes' I've been TOLD to do by some of the women I've been with. The other half seem like 'well duh' things that people should know are just good manners and communication. 3 5 and 7 have all been things women have asked me to do. 17 better be done if 25 is going to happen at all. I keep my bits clean shaven whenever possible, so I expect the same if you want oral sex. 19 either suggests that there's a lot of rape going on, or that most men cant tell when a women wants sex. Any moron can tell when the woman says 'hey, I'm not ready yet', you stop. If that actually NEEDS to be said, then I fear the human race has become DUMBER, not smarter. 23 'If you're one of that rarer breed of men who has trouble coming during intercourse, may we respectfully suggest you see a sexual therapist?'. Are you kidding? It couldn't possibly be that the woman is BAD at what she does? It couldn't be that sometimes we just cant finish? Most women are so busy stroking our bits raw they forget to stroke the one thing a man needs to have stroked for an orgasm: his ego. Constantly asking 'are you close yet?' implies you've got things you think are better to do. #40 could easily be on the reverse list. 'Not occasionally being a slut'. For every two times I bring rose petals to bed after a candle lit dinner, I expect at least one time where you grab me at the door, pin me against the wall with your naked body, and ride me to completion with a smile on your face. #24 wouldnt be a problmem if you hadn't put it best yourself: women sometimes forget to communicate in the heat of the moment. Women are rarely communicative about their sexual feelings, and that leads to a lot of tension in the bedroom. We could be doing everything right, but because there isnt any compliments being paid after, we'd never know. Positive reinforcement works better then just the absence of nagging. As for #30, I announce I'm going to finish soon. Its up to her what she does with it at that point. #34? Are you kidding? You wonder why men have trouble being honest, its because some women expect us to lie at moments like these. If someone asks me a question, I answer it honestly. You dont like the answer? Dont ask the question. Do you think women cant handle the truth or something? Should we just shelter them from that outside world and keep them in the safety of the kitchen? 34 almost sets women back a few decades. Grats on that one. 48 is mentioned about 3 other times. List seems artificially inflated with repeats. As far as 50 goes, I'll get a towel to clean up my mess before hand. If she's a squirter, two towels." to article Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex (08/04/2009)