Humor

My youngest son is going to kill me. He refuses to eat. My husband always tells him he's going to grow up to be a stop sign......because he doesn't eat and his ears are...

There are some people that don't like to be alone. I on the other hand love being alone. You see I'm a thinker. I think all the time. And I talk to myself a lot. I alwa...

Respect your boss :)

Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells --Or, Beware of BlackBerries, Cellphones and Laptops!-- If state-of-the-art "wireless technology" has given birth to such tawdry t...

Example: Do not store feminine hygiene products in a microwave oven.

?It?s been over a century now since the time the construction of this house was begun. There were so many people who lived here, many of them died here?. The walls of this hou...

Many reckless lawsuits are pushing companies into using labels on their products that just seem silly. While labels should provide useful and relevant information like instruc...

Let's face it Hell has gotten a bad wrap over the years. I mean, is it really all that bad to go to Hell? It?s not so much Hell that?s the problem. It?s the company that reside...

Delivering humorous speeches involves a lot more than simply having good material. Take some time to incorporate these tips into your presentations and watch the fun and laught...

Way back in time, when men used to roam the earth with club in hand, women prayed that the man who knocked her out cold was "the one" - the caveman of her dreams. Sadly thou...

A penny saved is a penny earned so they say. Today most people want to save all the pennies they can, in fact if you look after the pennies the "pounds" will look after themsel...

It amazes me, how often during a week, I hear "It's not my fault, it's not my responsibility". It seems that in today's society no one wants to take responsibility for anyt...

Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being ditzy and mean. However, there are a great many life-lessons that can be learned during...

Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to admit I didn't do well in calculus), the average mi...

Do you ever see those beautiful gingerbread houses during the holiday seasons that are so beautiful? They look so simple, and look like such a fun project to do with the kids m...

How could a diet possible help change a habit pattern that has been causing grief for years? It is because the Subconscious Diet: It?s not what you put in your mouth; it is wha...

Anecdotes and Wisdom, Wit, Humor, Satire, Quotes, Jokes of the late witty Orhan Seyfi Ari Fedai, Halkin Sesi -27 Dec. 92 ?? He always wore a smile...? In his articles ...

Our neighbors haven't built on their lot yet. I try to keep them informed with an occasional E mail or picture. A snake recently came from their lot to live on ours and terrori...

Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going to talk about time today because I never seem to have enough of it. And I figure that if I dedicate a whole column to...

Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you,...

One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it's not always easy to tell if you are in "like",...

Hello, Mr. Roberts! Let me be the first to welcome you to your first full day here at your new job of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court! I know you'll enjoy working here...

Okay, ladies: listen up! I am here to tell you what men want for Christmas. It isn?t cologne and it isn?t some awful looking tie. Please! It could be NFL playoff tickets, but w...

It can be confidently said that a vast majority of refrigerators here in America has at least two or more refrigerator magnets attached to them. Every single person I know has ...

I went shopping with my wife the other day, to a British city centre nearby. My ordeal lasted ten hours. During many idle moments, I compiled this rough guide for shoppers who ...

I am not a patient man. Nor am I overly devious. So although I haven't personally experienced the following hijinx, I have watched a guy I know go through this ritual, ...

Just a few calories ago, the government revised the food pyramid. You can see it at http://www.mypyramid.gov/ It has a snazzy new logo with a stick figure dashing up the ...

Many years ago when I was young, attractive and a viable commodity on the dating market, I was employed as a bartender. Believe it or not, I actually went to "school" to learn...

We all know someone who has bad breath. Still, you may not be current on all the slang associated with this unfortunate condition. Not to worry, my friend. I am here to prov...

More then ever before, I have seen the rise in restaurants providing table side entertainment. While you wait to be seated, or for your meal to come, you can be entertained by ...